And how hard is it to land even a minimum-wage job? This year, the Ivy League college admissions acceptance rate was 8.9%. Last year, when Walmart opened its first store in Washington, D.C., there were more than 23,000 applications for 600 jobs, which resulted in an acceptance rate of 2.6%, making the big box store about twice as selective as Harvard and five times as choosy as Cornell. Telling unemployed people to get off their couches (or out of the cars they live in or the shelters where they sleep) and get a job makes as much sense as telling them to go study at Harvard.
So I’m pretty sure I’m gonna have my own apartment with two of my friends by this weekend and I’m cautiously excited about that.
Permanent Slumber Party!
via Orange County Faggot.
- Jesus: It's important to help those less fortunate than you. Treat them as your brother.
- Christian Conservatives: *hurriedly turn the page*
via Moist Books.
EVERYONE KEEP TURNING THE EFF UP!!!
Sheeeeeeeeeet! Damn y’all.
via Warm Regards, Cara.